Jam Recipe(http://lydiateh.wordpress.com/2010/04/09/jam-recipe/)
The Kota bridge has been clear for some months during non-peak periods. You could get from MPK across the bridge in 5 minutes. But this past week or so, you need 15 minutes to get across. I was wondering why until a friend enlightened me. He’s very aware of what’s happening in town as he zips all over town frequently. It’s Persiaran Sultan Ibrahim that’s causing the jam. The road in front of Public Bank is now pot-holed and coupled with inconsiderate bankers who obstruct traffic by indiscriminate parking along the road shoulder, you have a sure recipe for jam. My friend called up the road authorities and gave them a piece of his mind.
Get the contractor to resurface the road, he said.
We did but they won’t do it, they said.
You do it for them, and then bill the contractor, he said.
So smart-lah, my friend. Anyhow, here’s the recipe for jam. Anything to add to give more kick?
Jam Recipe
Ingredients
1. One inefficient and slow road builder
2. A dozen potholes
3. Two inconsiderate parkers
4. An ineffective town council
5. Road authorities with no bite
6. Rain (optional)
Method
Take one road builder. Spread its workers slowly over the road. Throw in some potholes big and small. Add two parkers who simply park anyhow. Stir in town council who’s slow on the job and road authorities with mild disposition. Kacau really well. For stickier jam, sprinkle with rain and the consistency will be so thick that it would take one year for it to drip from the spoon to the jar.
Get the contractor to resurface the road, he said.
We did but they won’t do it, they said.
You do it for them, and then bill the contractor, he said.
So smart-lah, my friend. Anyhow, here’s the recipe for jam. Anything to add to give more kick?
Jam Recipe
Ingredients
1. One inefficient and slow road builder
2. A dozen potholes
3. Two inconsiderate parkers
4. An ineffective town council
5. Road authorities with no bite
6. Rain (optional)
Method
Take one road builder. Spread its workers slowly over the road. Throw in some potholes big and small. Add two parkers who simply park anyhow. Stir in town council who’s slow on the job and road authorities with mild disposition. Kacau really well. For stickier jam, sprinkle with rain and the consistency will be so thick that it would take one year for it to drip from the spoon to the jar.
